Primal Screen: Pakistan through the Eyes of Lolly, Bolly and Holly
By Nadeem F Paracha
Pakistan according to Lollywood (Pakistani films) …
All bearded men are wise …
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Only evil men drink alcohol …
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‘Modern’ women are always dressed to kill …
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‘Modest’ women are always very philosophical …
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Old ladies are always stuck to a praying mat …
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All terrorists are foreign agents …
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All good young men are muscular …
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All decent Pakistanis are very pious, very patriotic and fantastic dancers …
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Pakistan according to Bollywood
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99.9 per cent of all Pakistanis are ISI agents ...
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Almost every single Pakistani was involved in planning the Mumbai attacks …
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Pakistani pop musicians that come to India are all briefed to take over Kashmir
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All Pakistani men look like that scary guard at the Wagah border …
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Pakistanis stay at home. They venture out only to visit either a mosque or a madrassa …
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Pakistan according to Hollywood
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America according to Lollywood
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Source: http://www.dawn.com/news/1123861/primal-screen-pakistan-through-the-eyes-of-lolly-bolly-and-holly