By
Sumit Paul, New Age Islam
7 October
2022
“If
you constipate and don't defecate
You'll
be in a hospital without being late
But
if you don't go for the Sunday Mass
You'll
have more time to spend with your lass
-Ogden Nash
I seriously
intend to write to the Nobel Committee to introduce one more discipline to
award the Nobel in and that will be Religious Erudition, precisely Quranic
Erudition. The very first award will unanimously go to the greatest ever
exegete and commentator on the Quran to have graced the earth: Mr Naseer Ahmed
for his weirdest entanglement of defecation and offering namaz five times a day!
This
'enlightened' man should know that the former is a mandatory bodily function
whereas, the latter is an optional 'spiritual' duty of a faithful. They cannot
be bracketed and yoked together. Moreover, a ritualistic activity can be
completely jettisoned and by abandoning it, your well-being doesn't suffer at
all.
“I don't care for the audacity of an
atheist. What disturbs me most is the cloying piety of a believer, “wrote
William Butler Yeats in a letter to his friend Rabindranath Tagore.
The regimented ritualistic behaviour has
enslaved most of the (lesser) mortals and they panic when the robotic routine
gets disturbed. They all behave like Pavlov's dog.
That 'educated' people go through the motion
day in and day out is a proof that enlightenment is a misnomer and humans are
still creepers and parasites encircled round the trees of evolution, failing to
reach on top. The blinkered humans are miserably hamstrung by mechanical
religiosity and living like the Russian great Gogol's ' Dead Souls.' This
saddens me no end.
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A
regular columnist for New Age Islam, Sumit Paul is a researcher in comparative
religions, with special reference to Islam. He has contributed articles to
world's premier publications in several languages including Persian.
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